824706:

what an idiot

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill