imperfectlyxo:

You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay. 

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

ok:

ok

ok:

ok

pnssy:

I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill…

just-a-skinny-boy:

didyouenjoy:

howstufftwerks:

actinoutloud:

hello i have come to seduce you

Seducktion

Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?

Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the
bill

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

jemeos:

Victoria Siemer

'Manipulated Landscapes', 2014.